Kiss a what??

"Service is never convenient!"

If you don't believe me, try kissing a pig!

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"Richard Lunt was the winner in a collection contest, and so he had to kiss a pig.  There were three jars and one had Richard Lunt's name on it.  The idea was to see which of the three jars could collect the most money.  Richard's jar held some $40, the most, so he won the honor of "kissing the pig."  Richard was a member of the Duncan Valley Electric Coop team and is a director of the cooperative.  A bystander said, "I'd hate to be that popular!"  This was just one of the many activities at the first ever Dude's Day and 4-H Barbecue held at the fairgrounds north of Duncan on Memorial Day afternoon.  - Copper Era